Men, be better lovers

My friend and I work at a coffee shop/deli/hippie grocery store. When it's just us in the store we can usually be found sitting, eating, or snap-chatting in between actually doing our minimum-wage job.

We are both very liberal and very feminist. Recently, since we don't really have TMI between us we were talking about what men could do better in the bedroom. Heres a list:

1. First off, women have 3 holes down there: urethra, vagina, and asshole. I list this first because my friend and I have each had the experience of having to explain this female body fact to college educated males. I, nor does any other woman, pee out of her vagina. You can find more information here. 
2. We are human too and grow hair in all the same places you do. What she chooses to do with her body hair is her concern, not yours. And if you don't like hair, go back to watching porn.
3. If she tells you she has a fantasy, at least try to get close to achieving it. Trust me, you'll find it worth it ;) 
4. If she tells you she likes flowers, buy them on a Wednesday, it'll blow her mind, then she'll probably blow you later. 
5. FOREPLAY changes the game. Foreplay isn't just sticking your finger in her lady parts or groping at her boobs. If you really want to be good at foreplay make it last all day. Foreplay isn't just physical, it can be a mind game too, think chivalry. The more you think of her, the more she's going to want to take care of you too.
6. Sex doesn't happen at the flip of a switch. 
7. If the sex is bad, it's probably a lack of passion and that's both of your faults. Spice it up. 
8. Love cunnilingus.
9. Never forget to kiss and cuddle. 
10. Here's the big kahuna of truth I personally have come to believe as fact: It'll always be better if you're in love. Wait a while, get to know each other. Get to that phase where making-out blows your mind. Love has become such a scary term for so many people. It's fantastic while it lasts. Don't fear being in love, dive into it, life is so short to not. It better than an drug. And the sex will be the best you've ever had. 

*gulps some cab*  

Basically, what I'm saying dudes. Don't be selfish and don't bring your ego or self-consciousness into the bedroom. Be considerate. Think about what she'd like. 

I also feel the need to say be smart and wear protection because lets not forget why we have sex in the first place. Makin' babies is a real and very serious thing.